Big Gay Mike's Mincer Pie Edition - 40% - 70cl
They told us it was a crime against God, and a violation of nature. Even the instructor at our court mandated "inclusivity training" said he hadn't heard of anything like it since the 1940's, but we went ahead and did it anyway.
Due to local topography, we attended an uphill gardening course and met Mike, who was fabulously keen to get stuck in, elbow deep.
Many nights were spent sweating away with Mike on our seductive secret. Finally, we could see in his big brown eye, that he had cracked it. It may sound queer, but we balanced Mince Pies and Gin in perfect harmony, to create Mincer Pie Edition.
We know local homosexuals have described it as "like Christmas running all over my torso", and "an affront to all LGBTQRMNPT+ people"
Thanks to our inclusivity training we knew not to include bacon, nuts, holy water, endangered species or twiglets in this recipe, so it really is a gin for the people.
Bottle size: 70cl